CHRIS “MR. MONEYFINGERS” HADDAD PRESENTS:
The Proven "Punched In The Gut" Storytelling Method He Used To Boost Conversions By 70% and Pull In Over $700 MILLION In Sales
CHRIS “MR. MONEYFINGERS” HADDAD PRESENTS:
The Proven "Punched In The Gut" Storytelling Method He Used To Boost Conversions By 70% and Pull In Over $700 MILLION In Sales
This was 18 years ago when I was just a 26-year-old kid driving home from my very first meeting as a “professional copywriter…” whatever the hell that was supposed to mean.
See, up until that point I’d been a failure at everything I did and I’d gotten fired from every job I ever had (and deserved it every single time.)
Just a few months before I’d been “let go” from my job writing greeting cards for $24k a year and I felt useless and helpless and broken and defeated and like I had no power or control over my life at all. I was a failure and I thought I’d always be a failure.
But that was before… Before I discovered this “direct marketing” and “copywriting” thing that would be the first thing in my life that I really felt good at…
That would make me a multi-millionaire in my thirties…
That would get me on the Rachael Rae show and make me “famous” as a “Relationship Expert” named Michael Fiore…
That would give me the financial freedom to do whatever I wanted whenever I wanted...
That would literally save my life when my physical health and mental health fell apart and I came close to killing myself a few years later…
Anyway…
The morning of The Accident I put on the same suit I’d worn to my dad’s funeral a few years before because that’s what I thought “business people” did.
My meeting — which was on Mercer Island just 20 minutes from my crappy, mold-infested apartment in Seattle — went well enough and I was excited as I got in the car, loosened my noose of a tie and pulled onto the on-ramp that would bring me through the scarred concrete tunnel and across the bridge back home.
But then: My heart pounded in my chest and my fingers went white and bloodless on the steering wheel and my car convulsed violently around me like an animal being dragged down to hell.
I didn’t know it at the time, but I’d merged right into a semi truck as I entered the freeway because my undiagnosed bipolar and ADHD brain was on fire. I just didn’t pay attention. And it was all my fault.
Back in the car, my life didn’t flash before my eyes but I had time to think that it should as my car suddenly peeled away from the truck like the skin off a banana…
Ispun 360 degrees until suddenly I saw the concrete wall of the tunnel rushing towards me at 50 miles an hour.
I locked my knee out on the brake (though I’ve wished like hell every day since that I hadn’t)…
I stood up in my seat trying to push my foot through the floor to STOP…
And then felt several tons of force hammer through my leg, up into my spine and my organs as my whole body twisted like a balloon animal until my hips and my chest were facing in directions that had not much to do with each other at all…
I ended up crippled for years before I fought my way back to my feet.
Clenching my jaw so hard to keep from screaming that I eventually broke three teeth…
Drowning in the guilt at what I’d done to myself.
Because like I said, it was all nobody’s fault but mine…
Because I wasn’t paying attention.
Because even though I had the talent and the drive to “make it big” in direct marketing as a copywriter and entrepreneur…
It almost didn’t happen…
Because I wasn’t in control.
This was 18 years ago when I was just a 26-year-old kid driving home from my very first meeting as a “professional copywriter…” whatever the hell that was supposed to mean.
See, up until that point I’d been a failure at everything I did and I’d gotten fired from every job I ever had (and deserved it every single time.)
Just a few months before I’d been “let go” from my job writing greeting cards for $24k a year and I felt useless and helpless and broken and defeated and like I had no power or control over my life at all. I was a failure and I thought I’d always be a failure.
But that was before… Before I discovered this “direct marketing” and “copywriting” thing that would be the first thing in my life that I really felt good at…
That would make me a multi-millionaire in my thirties…
That would get me on the Rachael Rae show and make me “famous” as a “Relationship Expert” named Michael Fiore…
That would give me the financial freedom to do whatever I wanted whenever I wanted...
That would literally save my life when my physical health and mental health fell apart and I came close to killing myself a few years later…
Anyway…
The morning of The Accident I put on the same suit I’d worn to my dad’s funeral a few years before because that’s what I thought “business people” did.
My meeting — which was on Mercer Island just 20 minutes from my crappy, mold-infested apartment in Seattle — went well enough and I was excited as I got in the car, loosened my noose of a tie and pulled onto the on-ramp that would bring me through the scarred concrete tunnel and across the bridge back home.
But then: My heart pounded in my chest and my fingers went white and bloodless on the steering wheel and my car convulsed violently around me like an animal being dragged down to hell.
I didn’t know it at the time, but I’d merged right into a semi truck as I entered the freeway because my undiagnosed bipolar and ADHD brain was on fire. I just didn’t pay attention. And it was all my fault.
Back in the car, my life didn’t flash before my eyes but I had time to think that it should as my car suddenly peeled away from the truck like the skin off a banana…
I spun 360 degrees until suddenly I saw the concrete wall of the tunnel rushing towards me at 50 miles an hour.
I locked my knee out on the brake (though I’ve wished like hell every day since that I hadn’t)…
I stood up in my seat trying to push my foot through the floor to STOP…
And then felt several tons of force hammer through my leg, up into my spine and my organs as my whole body twisted like a balloon animal until my hips and my chest were facing in directions that had not much to do with each other at all…
I ended up crippled for years before I fought my way back to my feet.
Clenching my jaw so hard to keep from screaming that I eventually broke three teeth…
Drowning in the guilt at what I’d done to myself.
Because like I said, it was all nobody’s fault but mine…
Because I wasn’t paying attention.
Because even though I had the talent and the drive to “make it big” in direct marketing as a copywriter and entrepreneur…
It almost didn’t happen…
Because I wasn’t in control.
And I’ve got a simple question for you that could be the difference between YOU exploding your conversions to frankly unreasonable heights so you’re piling fat stacks of cash next to your bed like cord wood…
Or failing miserably… being forced to get a “real job” and giving up on whatever dreams of success and wealth you have now.
So, what’s the question?
Here it is: Why did I just tell you that sad and horrible story?
Why did I make a point of telling you the accident was 100% completely my fault?
And why are you reading this after I did?
Think about it for just a second…
over $300k for just 6 hours of work as a freelancer…
Back about 12 years ago when I was still freelancing but before I started to make giant piles of money as an offer owner on Clickbank with my Michael Fiore Relationship Advice offers, I got a call from a guy named Chris Fox.
Chris had a “make your own electricity using solar panels” offer that was doing “OK” and Chris asked me if I would take a stab at doing a rewrite on the letter for him in exchange for some money up front and a 10% stake in the offer.
So I did.
I took the script he gave me, completely failed to do any research of any kind or even look at the product and increased conversions by 70% literally overnight…
How?
I bet you can guess, I did it by writing a story…
But not just any story…
No, first I used a few simple techniques to get deep into the mind of the target market for that product…
To discover the deep, primal desires that drive that kind of man to buy…
And told a story about a man whose daughter pads into the room, says, “Daddy, I’m cold,” and sends him on a mission any father (or any man) can understand not to “save money” but to protect his family from a cold and uncaring world….
… Conversions leaped like a kangaroo by over 70% overnight…
So that “Power 4 Home” became a cold-traffic MONSTER that was the number one thing on all of Clickbank for over a year until Chris got overwhelmed by running the massive business he’d built on the back of that VSL and shut the whole thing down (which made me and my bank account very sad.)
OK, so why did I just tell you THAT story?
And why was that, “Daddy, I’m cold,” line responsible all by itself for millions of dollars in sales?
Why was my “Language of Desire” offer with a VSL that was only 24 minutes long a Clickbank top five for 4-5 YEARS (even though I never touched a word of the copy after it launched) because of the story I wrote about a woman having a panic attack when her boyfriend asked her to talk dirty to him in bed…
Or the DOZENS of other offers I’ve worked on over the years that have pulled in over $700 MILLION dollars in sales for me and my clients (and have given me the freedom to barely work at all for like 8 years while I got my physical and mental health under control)?
Well, it’s because the reason I was able to almost DOUBLE conversions on Power 4 Home overnight…
And the reason I was able to QUADRUPLE conversions on “Capture His Heart” overnight…
And the reason I was able to run a launch of my “P.I.G. Method” course back in December where we did $700k in sales with no affiliates, no paid traffic and no email list 3 weeks before Christmas during a pandemic…
Isn’t because I did more research (because I am ALLERGIC to research. I HATE research. And if you also HATE research, then watching this video all the way to the end is literally going to be the best decision you ever made in your entire life.)
No, it’s not because of RESEARCH, that’s for sure…
It’s because, as the great copywriter Mark Twain said,
“People buy on emotion and justify with logic.”
If you want MASSIVE and RAPID conversion increases like I told you about above…
Where you can double or even QUADRUPLE conversions overnight…
Then stories are the single most powerful conversion booster known to man.
But not just any stories…
Specific kinds of psychologically-constructed STORIES that emotionally “hook” into the primal evolutionary
needs and desires of the human mind…
Stories that have made over 700 MILLION dollars in sales for me and my clients …
Stories only I can teach you to tell…
And I’ve got a simple question for you that could be the difference between YOU exploding your conversions to frankly unreasonable heights so you’re piling fat stacks of cash next to your bed like cord wood…
Or failing miserably… being forced to get a “real job” and giving up on whatever dreams of success and wealth you have now.
So, what’s the question?
Here it is: Why did I just tell you that sad and horrible story?
Why did I make a point of telling you the accident was 100% completely my fault?
And why are you reading this after I did?
Think about it for just a second…
Back about 12 years ago when I was still freelancing but before I started to make giant piles of money as an offer owner on Clickbank with my Michael Fiore Relationship Advice offers, I got a call from a guy named Chris Fox.
Chris had a “make your own electricity using solar panels” offer that was doing “OK” and Chris asked me if I would take a stab at doing a rewrite on the letter for him in exchange for some money up front and a 10% stake in the offer.
So I did.
I took the script he gave me, completely failed to do any research of any kind or even look at the product and increased conversions by 70% literally overnight…
How?
I bet you can guess, I did it by writing a story…
But not just any story…
No, first I used a few simple techniques to get deep into the mind of the target market for that product…
To discover the deep, primal desires that drive that kind of man to buy…
And told a story about a man whose daughter pads into the room, says, “Daddy, I’m cold,” and sends him on a mission any father (or any man) can understand not to “save money” but to protect his family from a cold and uncaring world….
… Conversions leaped like a kangaroo by over 70% overnight…
So that “Power 4 Home” became a cold-traffic MONSTER that was the number one thing on all of Clickbank for over a year until Chris got overwhelmed by running the massive business he’d built on the back of that VSL and shut the whole thing down (which made me and my bank account very sad.)
OK, so why did I just tell you THAT story?
And why was that, “Daddy, I’m cold,” line responsible all by itself for millions of dollars in sales?
Why was my “Language of Desire” offer with a VSL that was only 24 minutes long a Clickbank top five for 4-5 YEARS (even though I never touched a word of the copy after it launched) because of the story I wrote about a woman having a panic attack when her boyfriend asked her to talk dirty to him in bed…
Or the DOZENS of other offers I’ve worked on over the years that have pulled in over $700 MILLION dollars in sales for me and my clients (and have given me the freedom to barely work at all for like 8 years while I got my physical and mental health under control)?
Well, it’s because the reason I was able to almost DOUBLE conversions on Power 4 Home overnight…
And the reason I was able to QUADRUPLE conversions on “Capture His Heart” overnight…
And the reason I was able to run a launch of my “P.I.G. Method” course back in December where we did $700k in sales with no affiliates, no paid traffic and no email list 3 weeks before Christmas during a pandemic…
Isn’t because I did more research (because I am ALLERGIC to research. I HATE research. And if you also HATE research, then watching this video all the way to the end is literally going to be the best decision you ever made in your entire life.)
No, it’s not because of RESEARCH, that’s for sure…
It’s because, as the great copywriter Mark Twain said, “People buy on emotion and justify with logic.”
If you want MASSIVE and RAPID conversion increases like I told you about above…
Where you can double or even QUADRUPLE conversions overnight…
Then stories are the single most powerful conversion booster known to man.
But not just any stories…
Specific kinds of psychologically-constructed STORIES that emotionally “hook” into the primal evolutionary
needs and desires of the human mind…
Stories that have made over 700 MILLION dollars in sales for me and my clients …
Stories only I can teach you to tell…
Back in December of 2021, I launched my “P.I.G. Method: How To Craft Punched In The Gut Copy And Cash-Sucking Stories That Have Them Begging to Buy From Your Course” (and did over $700k 3 weeks before Xmas during the middle of a pandemic with no affiliates and no list. Which I’m proud of.)
The good news is that the reviews and the results my students have been getting using The P.I.G. Method are frankly astonishing (and you can see some of them down below this video or watch them after I finally shut the heck up 😀.
The BAD news is that, even after teasing you with how great it is, open enrollment in P.I.G. is currently CLOSED and will most likely NEVER open again.
There’s no link where you can just go buy it!
But…
That doesn’t mean necessarily that you’re completely shut out from getting your hands on the material and getting direct access to ME… at least not yet.
Right now I’m currently taking applications from copywriters, offer owners and marketers who are ready to move to that “next level” in their business and their careers…
So YOU can dramatically increase your fees if you’re a copywriter…
Or dramatically increase your sales so your offers work on cold traffic as an offer owner...
Or the conversions on your Facebook ads, Youtube ads, banners, emails and everything else that is the cash-sucking-engine of your business…
Or all of the above!
Back in December of 2021, I launched my “P.I.G. Method: How To Craft Punched In The Gut Copy And Cash-Sucking Stories That Have Them Begging to Buy From Your Course” (and did over $700k 3 weeks before Xmas during the middle of a pandemic with no affiliates and no list. Which I’m proud of.)
The good news is that the reviews and the results my students have been getting using The P.I.G. Method are frankly astonishing (and you can see some of them down below this video or watch them after I finally shut the heck up 😀.
The BAD news is that, even after teasing you with how great it is, open enrollment in P.I.G. is currently CLOSED and will most likely NEVER open again.
There’s no link where you can just go buy it!
But…
That doesn’t mean necessarily that you’re completely shut out from getting your hands on the material and getting direct access to ME… at least not yet.
Right now I’m currently taking applications from copywriters, offer owners and marketers who are ready to move to that “next level” in their business and their careers…
So YOU can dramatically increase your fees if you’re a copywriter…
Or dramatically increase your sales so your offers work on cold traffic as an offer owner...
Or the conversions on your Facebook ads, Youtube ads, banners, emails and everything else that is the cash-sucking-engine of your business…
Or all of the above!
“There’s a group of four or five marketers who I think are the best writers in the world today… Chris Haddad is one of those five people.”
Russel Brunson
Clickfunnels Co-Founder and NY Times Bestselling Author
"He’s also one of the most brilliant copywriters I’ve ever met.''
Perry Belcher
Clickfunnels Co-Founder and NY Times Bestselling Author
“I consider him an elite A-List
copywriter now.''
John Carlton
AuthorLegendary Direct Response Copywriter
''He is one of the best writers out there.”
Jon Benson
Inventor of the Video Sales Letter
“There’s just no one better at injecting emotion into copy.”
David Deutsche
World-Renowned Direct Response Copywriter
“I would put Chris Haddad up at the
top of the list of the best copywriters in the world.”
Parris Lampropolous
Named “One of the Best Living Copywriters
“There’s a group of four or five marketers who I think are the best writers in the world today… Chris Haddad is one of those five people.”
Russel Brunson
Clickfunnels Co-Founder and NY Times Bestselling Author
"He’s also one of the most brilliant copywriters I’ve ever met.”
Perry Belcher
Clickfunnels Co-Founder and NY Times Bestselling Author
“I consider him an elite A-List copywriter now.”
John Carlton
Author Legendary Direct Response Copywriter
''He is one of the best writers out there.”
Jon Benson
Inventor of the Video Sales Letter
“There’s just no one better at injecting emotion into copy.”
David Deutsche
World-Renowned Direct Response Copywriter
“I would put Chris Haddad up at the top of the list of the best copywriters in the world.”
Parris Lampropolous
Named “One of the Best Living Copywriters
This One About You…
Right now you have a chance to gain power and control over your life and your career that ONLY comes with getting conversions and making sales that are downright obscene…
So here’s what I want you to do…
Don’t click it quite yet, but down below you’ll see a button that says “Click Here To Apply.”
Once you do, you’ll immediately be brought to an online application to possibly join my next class of my “P.I.G. Method Platinum Training and Coaching” program which I’ll explain in a little bit more detail in a second.
If you ARE accepted and you decide to invest in yourself and take the leap … then quite quickly your entire life will change…
Right now you have a chance to gain power and control over your life and your career that ONLY comes with getting conversions and making sales that are downright obscene…
So here’s what I want you to do…
Don’t click it quite yet, but down below you’ll see a button that says “Click Here To Apply.”
Once you do, you’ll immediately be brought to an online application to possibly join my next class of my “P.I.G. Method Platinum Training and Coaching” program which I’ll explain in a little bit more detail in a second.
If you ARE accepted and you decide to invest in yourself and take the leap … then quite quickly your entire life will change…
Saying About The P.I.G. Method?
“When I found out Chris Haddad was finally putting out a course I had to jump right on it… It’s proved to be an investment that has paid off manyfold for me… I landed a $10,000 project just by saying that Chris is my mentor.”
Lee Nazal
P.I.G. Method Student
'The P.I.G. Method is a great resource where he really goes into a lot of detail and depth talking about people’s emotions … their secret motivators … This is for people who are already pretty f’ing good and just need these extra tools. When you’re playing in the big leagues you need every edge you can get.”
Lavan Jeyarupalingam
P.I.G. Method Student
“What Chris is able to teach you is how to actually make an emotional connection to people … He’s also going to hold your hand … It will serve you well to hitch your wagon to wherever Chris is going and whatever he is doing because it will make you a true emotional response marketer.”
Steve Raju
P.I.G. Method Student
“When I found out Chris Haddad was finally putting out a course I had to jump right on it… It’s proved to be an investment that has paid off manyfold for me… I landed a $10,000 project just by saying that Chris is my mentor.”
Lee Nazal
P.I.G. Method Student
'The P.I.G. Method is a great resource where he really goes into a lot of detail and depth talking about people’s emotions … their secret motivators … This is for people who are already pretty f’ing good and just need these extra tools. When you’re playing in the big leagues you need every edge you can get.”
Lavan Jeyarupalingam
P.I.G. Method Student
“What Chris is able to teach you is how to actually make an emotional connection to people … He’s also going to hold your hand … It will serve you well to hitch your wagon to wherever Chris is going and whatever he is doing because it will make you a true emotional response marketer.”
Steve Raju
P.I.G. Method Student
What’s In The P.I.G. Method Platinum Program?
Going through the program is quite an experience all its own and several of my students like Steve Raju said he made more than he paid for the course back the very first week he got it… even though he’d only had time to go through the first half.
Speaking of which…
In the first half of the program we won’t talk about storytelling much, instead we’ll talk about human desires, human EMOTIONS and the human mind.
In the second half of the training I’ll lay out step-by-step, beat-by-beat EXACTLY how to tell “Punched In The Gut” stories like the ones I’ve been telling you over and over here.
Now, all of that by itself is pretty tremendous…
But if you know me at all, you know that I like to overdeliver…
Which is why, as one of my P.I.G. Platinum students, you’ll also get invited to my private platinum Facebook group where you can ask me questions whenever you want…
And an invitation to EIGHT training calls directly with me and a small group of other students where I will personally look at your copy, brainstorm ideas for products and hooks with you and basically support you in any way I possibly can… which is easily worth many thousands of dollars to you now and in the future.
Close your eyes and imagine for a moment what’s going to happen in your business, your life and your career if you’re able to get “behind the velvet rope” and join my exclusive group of students who I’ve allowed to learn the conversion-multiplying secrets I’ve told you about here…
Imagine understanding your prospect better than they do themselves … so they beg to give you their money and thank you for taking it when they’re done….
Imagine pumping out a high converting sales letter, VSL, email, Facebook ad or whatever else you want in just a FRACTION of the time it takes you now because you know the psychological storytelling map to the human mind…
Imagine feeling in control of your life, your income, your business, your career in a way you can barely get your head around now…
Where you feel confident every time you sit down at your desk…
Where you have affiliates FIGHTING TOOTH AND NAIL to be able to promote your offers because they convert so much better than anything else out there
Imagine all of that and then take a deep breath, because you’re about to make one of
the most important decisions of your life.
What’s In The P.I.G. Method Platinum Program?
Going through the program is quite an experience all its own and several of my students like Steve Raju said he made more than he paid for the course back the very first week he got it… even though he’d only had time to go through the first half.
Speaking of which…
In the first half of the program we won’t talk about storytelling much, instead we’ll talk about human desires, human EMOTIONS and the human mind.
In the second half of the training I’ll lay out step-by-step, beat-by-beat EXACTLY how to tell “Punched In The Gut” stories like the ones I’ve been telling you over and over here.
Now, all of that by itself is pretty tremendous…
But if you know me at all, you know that I like to overdeliver…
Which is why, as one of my P.I.G. Platinum students, you’ll also get invited to my private platinum Facebook group where you can ask me questions whenever you want…
And an invitation to EIGHT training calls directly with me and a small group of other students where I will personally look at your copy, brainstorm ideas for products and hooks with you and basically support you in any way I possibly can… which is easily worth many thousands of dollars to you now and in the future.
Close your eyes and imagine for a moment what’s going to happen in your business, your life and your career if you’re able to get “behind the velvet rope” and join my exclusive group of students who I’ve allowed to learn the conversion-multiplying secrets I’ve told you about here…
Imagine understanding your prospect better than they do themselves … so they beg to give you their money and thank you for taking it when they’re done….
Imagine pumping out a high converting sales letter, VSL, email, Facebook ad or whatever else you want in just a FRACTION of the time it takes you now because you know the psychological storytelling map to the human mind…
Imagine feeling in control of your life, your income, your business, your career in a way you can barely get your head around now…
Where you feel confident every time you sit down at your desk…
Where you have affiliates FIGHTING TOOTH AND NAIL to be able to promote your offers because they convert so much better than anything else out there
Imagine all of that and then take a deep breath, because you’re about to make one of the most important decisions of your life.
The fact is, the high level of personal attention I give my students means I can only take a relatively small group at any one time. I care deeply about my students experiencing profound success the way I did when I was first starting out and started to develop and use these techniques.
And I can’t do that if I just let “anybody” in.
But let me ask you this…
If you were able to boost the conversions on everything
you wrote by just 30%, how much would that be worth to
you over the next 20 years?
Heck, what if it was 20%?
What if it was just 10%?
The fact is that a 20 or 30% (or even 10%) difference in conversions can be the difference between MILLIONS of dollars in sales and an offer that dies on the vine, never to be seen again.
So think about that.
Please, don’t make the mistake I did. Life is short and I want you to have as much financial freedom and control over your life as you can. So, if you’re ready, click the button below, fill out the application and see if you can secure one of our very limited consultation calls while you can.
To Your Success!
— Chris “Mr. Moneyfingers” Haddad
The fact is, the high level of personal attention I give my students means I can only take a relatively small group at any one time. I care deeply about my students experiencing profound success the way I did when I was first starting out and started to develop and use these techniques.
And I can’t do that if I just let “anybody” in.
But let me ask you this…
If you were able to boost the conversions on everything
you wrote by just 30%, how much would that be worth to
you over the next 20 years?
Heck, what if it was 20%?
What if it was just 10%?
The fact is that a 20 or 30% (or even 10%) difference in conversions can be the difference between MILLIONS of dollars in sales and an offer that dies on the vine, never to be seen again.
So think about that.
Please, don’t make the mistake I did. Life is short and I want you to have as much financial freedom and control over your life as you can. So, if you’re ready, click the button below, fill out the application and see if you can secure one of our very limited consultation calls while you can.
To Your Success!
— Chris “Mr. Moneyfingers” Haddad